(Posting mainly at bunkercomplex.wordpress.com) My name is Andrea, and I'm a 24-year-old Southern California girl. I distract myself from the pain that is grad school with Peter Gabriel, Phil Hendrie, peanut butter and apricot jam sandwiches, bicycles, Korean stationery, movie marathon nights, and baking. I use tumblr to post whatever gets my jollies. You can email me at bunkercomplex@gmail.com.
Folks I Follow
9 Nov 09
Say what you want about Mayer, but the dude listens to Phil Hendrie.
1000+ easy points
27 Sep 09
"I hope Jesus meets you in Hell and says ‘There’s been a mistake. You don’t belong in Hell. You’re going to Heaven.’ And just as you start to feel better he says ‘I’m only kidding. You belong in Hell.’ That’s what I hope happens to you."
76-year-old Lloyd Bonafide to an umpire at his grandson’s little league game (Phil Hendrie Show)
20 Jun 09
"You’re starting to sound like what I call ‘the screeching brakes’. And ‘the screeching brakes’ is another word for my wife because when she opens her mouth it sounds like brake drum against brake drum. Just a metallic squealing and the smell of burning."
Vernon Dozier (Phil Hendrie Show)
3 Feb 09
"We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia."
General Johnson Jamison (Phil Hendrie Show)
16 Jan 09
"It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a track shoe."
David G. Hall (Phil Hendrie Show)
28 Dec 08
"Dr. Ruth knows more tricks than a monkey on a hundred yards of grapevine."
R.C. Collins
21 Dec 08
"Sitting in the car seat like a little miniature Winston Churchill is his little fat, bald kid - you might as well put a cigar in his puss - and he’s in the carpool lane, Mr. Hendrie, and the kid don’t drive; that’s the point I’m trying to make."
Lloyd Bonafide who thinks children in the car shouldn’t count for using the carpool lane (Phil Hendrie Show)
20 Dec 08
Phil Hendrie Show
- Caller: Have you ever traveled abroad?
- Larry Grover: No, but I've traveled with a broad.
19 Dec 08
"You, Phil Hendrie. The man with material on his show that I wouldn’t play for a ship full of convicts."
David G. Hall (Phil Hendrie Show)
16 Dec 08
"She has not won a case yet for me and we’ve sued, probably, in the last three years… several hundred people. But this one - god, I feel so good about it."
Litigious Steve Bosell about his lawyer and new lawsuit (Phil Hendrie Show)
15 Dec 08
"I’ll tell you what, when you’re me, you give me a call. Until then, you’re not me."
Bobbie Dooley (Phil Hendrie Show)
13 Dec 08
"Phil, you told me that if I came on your show, I’d get more ass than a rental car."
Ted Bell (Phil Hendrie Show)
"You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip."
Vernon Dozier to husbands who don’t want their wives watching football with them (Phil Hendrie Show)
9 Dec 08
"Its gonna be 85 degrees and they’re not gonna allow any cold beer? why don’t you just go ahead and turn on a garbage disposal and shove a child’s hand into it, ‘cause that’s the same thing."
Paul ‘Tubby’ Lane about NASCAR’s ban of alcohol at events (Phil Hendrie Show, 2004)
8 Dec 08
"I have to tell your listeners that Frosty the Snowman is the most frightening phenomenon of the extra dimension. You can talk about the Abominable Snowman, you can talk about UFOs, all of these things, but when Frosty looks at you with those big coal eyes of his, and he goes to work at you with that carrot nose? No sir— no sir, no sir, no sir."
General Johnson Jamison (Phil Hendrie Show)
