Bunker Complex

Girl Absurdity: Mind Married + Mind Divorce

mind married
Function: noun
Date: 300 B.C.
1 a: being in the state of matrimony only in your MIND, without the other person knowing.
2 a: note that the husband and wife in this marriage do not know each other at all or have not met any more than a small introduction. Most importantly, it is only imagined by one person in the marriage, the wife.

mind divorce
Function: noun

Date: officially coined in 2008
1. a: The process of divorcing a man you are only married to in your mind, because when you actually got to know him, he’s not who he was in your mind at all! (How dare him.)

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