Peggy: Al, don't tell me you're calling the...
Al: [On the phone] Police?
Peggy: Well at least don't tell them that you're...
Al: Al Bundy here. I'd like to report a missing apple. No, not some stupid computer, I'm talking about a fruit. I know it's not a donut, but it's important to me.
Al: [to Peg] They're transferring me to the Chief of Stolen Produce. Hello, who is this? Lt. Granny Smith? You sound like that Officer Jalopy I talked to when I called to report the Dodge missing... Okay, that's it. I'm calling the mayor. Er, who is the mayor?
Al: [Writes down name] McCheese. Okay you're in trouble now, Buddy, I voted for him.
[Hangs up]
Al: And they say you can't fight city hall.
Nov 5th