A guy from myspace who I actually used to go to church with but was never friends with him, barely talked at all in fact…(I just replied to a few of his messages and we’re best friends now apparently) (via deliriousmuch)
You need to nip this in the bud. This guy is creep city.
5-Jul 2008 from deliriousmuch

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- the Stumblng Tumblr fancies himself quite a jokester and he hasn’t been shy in the past about making jokes about things that others might not think were obvious subjects for joking
- however, he likes to think that he’d draw the line at making a joke about an accident in which 36 people died
- the material the basis for the pun can be found here
- the image comes from here
This manatee is unconcerned with the awkwardness of the joke. Carry on!
5-Jul 2008 from fatmanatee
5-Jul 2008 from mollylambert
Oh seriously.The part that annoyed me most?
“Ask Sasha how she sees herself and she replies: ‘Blonde, pretty, dumb - I don’t need brains.’”
She looks like she’s 24 and has a meth addiction.
5-Jul 2008 from robot-heart
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Phil Hendrie - “Margaret Gray Sings Snowbird” (2:20 minutes)
Margaret (singing) - “When I was young, my heart was young then too. Anything it would tell me that’s the thing that I would do. Spread for any man that came along..”
Phil - “Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. That’s not the lyrics to that.”
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Peter Gabriel - “Down to Earth”
I didn’t know whether to flip or fall in it when I heard Peter Gabriel created a new song for WALL-E. I’ll take anything I can get from this man.
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Otis Redding - “Open the Door” (mp3)
“Let me in, it’s killin’ me, baby
I got ta come on in
Let me in, baby, please let me in”
Chris
He fought those aliens and now he’s fighting Xenu. What a trooper.
4-Jul 2008 from misscedar

Whenever I’m feeling like I’m too tall and a giantess (5’10) when hanging with shorter people, I just google some local universities’ women’s volleyball and basketball rosters. It puts things into perspective.
Pepperdine’s volleyball roster.

These fellas look pretty stoked.
You know Hoffer is legitimate when the ‘c’ in California is lower case.